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From the Greek word "Teh Jonahs Brotherz" meaning faggot, is the act of jerking off a male penis until ejaculation occurs.
Guy 1: i hear nick from the jonas brothers is gay.
Guy 2: I bet he is, he probably is Jerking-the-Jonas everyday with his faggot-ass brother Joe-testicles.
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Kevin Jonas is the lead guitarist of the most wonderful band ever the Jonas Brothers! He is incredibly gogeous with both straight and curly hair. He is an amazing singer, though he only chooses to do back ups.
Girl; I love Kevin Jonas.
Other Girl: Same
Girl: I like him with straight hair
Other Girl I like him with both
Both: Hes Hot!
Kevin Jonas Rocks. He is like amazing!
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(n.) A homosexual band from Wyckoff (wha-k-off) New Jersey; used to brainwash teenage girls; made famous from a Christain rock radio station
they also like to lipsync music on-stage and let Disney Inc. take money from little girls (or their rich parents; in the case thier spoiled)
Related Entries: "OJD" - Obsessive Jonas Disorder - a fake disease that millions of teenage Jonas Brothers Fans claim to have; another lame creation of Disney Inc.
Straight Man 1: Dude, have you seen that group of gay men called the Jonas Brothers?
Faggot 1: Yea man, they're soooo cool.
(Straight man 1 punches Faggot 1 in the face and walks away.)
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Pleading Mother 1: Oh doctor, my daughter claims to suffer from OJD !
Doctor 1: Is this true little Sally?
Little Sally: Yes doctor! I'm sick with love!
Doctor 1: There's only one cure to this, simply pay me $100 to go take out those 3 bastards.
Pleading Mother 1: Oh here! Anything to end this !
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(noun.) A person who believes he/she is superior or more intelligent than someone who listens to the Jonas Brothers. It is eerily similar to the beliefs of Adolf Hitler on the Aryian race. Usually listens to metal or classic rock. also see neo-nazi
Jonas Hater: wow you like the Jonas Brothers? You will never get into college
Fan: What does music taste have to do with intelligence
Jonas Hater: .... Well it's been proven
Fan: It's also been proven that it isnt *shows statistics*
Jonas Hater: I can't read that graph
Fan: and I'M the unintelligent one?
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The least horrible Jonas Brother.
If Kevin Jonas would just quit the boy band and take a few more guitar lessons, he might have half a chance at a decent solo career.
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A group of three brothers who like to suck each others dick and play music while having anal sex. in other words, the worst pop (NOT ROCK) disney band EVER!
'what's the gayest thing in the world?'
'those fagots called the jonas brothers'
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One of the worst things to ever come out of New Jersey... and thats sayin somethin. Clearly a product of the syringe tide. Notice how everyone saying they're good has to defend their own credibility vehemently?
omfg jonas brothers are sOoO guud, an im not one uv their little 12 year old fangirls!! im 13 1/2!!!!111!!!!
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