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person 1: oh hey! that’s jordan
person 2: i wouldnt mess with him, he’ll destroy your life
Cute funny flirts a lot is is a good friend you can always count on him
Jordan can you help me
Yeah sure anything for you
Jordan's so cute
I wish I could date jordan
The act of repeating someone's idea more loudly and claiming full credit.
Man, he totally Jordan'd my joke!!
Beautiful smart girl with a bad Ass attitude, she's very athletic and is loved by all watch out she'll steal your man , and will make more money than you will in a lifetime
A dumb motherfucker that gets mad at anything. He's insecure, and has a need to be always on top.
Jordan is a dumbass
Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.
Matt: "Jordan..What are you doing?"
Jordan: "Uh...Penis?"
A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is a bro and sometimes a cunt but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him and he's very old and porky.
Girl 1. Oh my gosh that guy has to be a Jordan!
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan