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alright, so you're doing this broad, you know, Kansas style, then you beat her beyond recognition with pool noodles, you know, those foam ones, and you return her to the ex-wife's house before dinner.
"my daughter bought me an ugly tie for father's day, so I brought her to the Kansas City Carwash, you know what i'm talkin about?"
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the girl masturbates, guy does the same standing over her - all the while planning to unload on her face.
we were messing around in my room, i asked her is if she's ever been to kansas city. she then asked me what the hell kansas city has to do with uncorking on her grill - i'm not sure.
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When you see a fine girl walking down the street in Kansas City, and once she gets in the car she pulls a gun out of her purse and takes your shit.
Girl: Kansas City's cool, you know you just gotta be aware of that Kansas City Shuffle.
Driver: The Kansas City Shuffle? What's that?
Passenger: Yeah, the fuck is that?
Girl: It's like this....
Gun shots.
Driver: Oh shit bitch!
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The act of rubbing shit in your partners eyes while you have sex with them from behind.
Last night I was fucking this fat chick and gave her the Kansas City Racoon.
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When the women in a group of persons or couples finds themselves engaged in sexual acts and/or intercourse without their significant others.
Man, what a great weekend in wine country. Remember when the boys hit the bar for football and the women just went full Kansas City Cathouse and got after each other?
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The act of rubbing ones nipples over another's entire naked body
He was so hot and the way he touched me made my nipples hard so I had him take his clothes off and lay down so I could give him a Kansas City Phonograph
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A team that has won one World Series, but due to the massive inferiority complex of the fans towards the St. Louis Cardinals, this fact is mentioned more than the ten Cardinals World Series wins (including 2006) combined.
Cardinal fan: So I see that the Kansas City Royals are in last place again. I hear that so-and-so from USC would be a good number one pick for you guys, though.
Royal fan: Remember '85.
Cardinal fan: No, I do not remember 1985, seeing as I wasn't born, and you were not born either.
Royal fan: Remember '85.
Cardinal fan: Okay, fine, take 1985. The Cardinals have won ten championships. Nine more than you guys have.
Royal fan: Remember '85.
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