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Lax Douche

Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.

Me: Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?
The World: Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.

Me: Bro, that's a bummer! He can eat shit.

by PDSuckswanker March 24, 2024


laxative lumber company

A RARE BOI PAJ, NEVER SEEN BEFORE, DERVIEVED FROM THE LATIN WORLD THATCHERINA

you call all of our classmates are part of the laxative lumber company because they are boi pajs

by MS. LISA MAMAMAMMAAMAMAM April 16, 2021


Pooch laxing

When you are relaxing with your pooch or pet

Pooch laxing on the couch with my pup after a long day.

by Bross December 28, 2018


Sås per lax

Sås/Lax
A measurement of anything that's concrete for what you're talking about.

what speed do i need to travel a distance of 10 Km in 1 hour?
89 Sås/lax

What unit should i use when measuring Force?
Sås per lax.

by Sås per lax March 1, 2018


Lax brA

Opposite of Olivia Green

That girl is nothing like Olivia, she’s such a lax brA and not nearly as cool.

by Livv April 29, 2018


blue collar lax

A word to describe and differentiate types of lacrosse.

White Collar Lacrosse (WCL) is the type of lacrosse player or team that gives lacrosse its stereotypes, the rich white boy game for kids that do not like to physically challenge themselves.

Blue Collar Lacrosse (BCL) is the type of Lacrosse that is played by kids, people, and atheletes who aren’t afraid of getting hurt, not affraid of getting dirty or hurting others to display a good, hard faught game.

“Careful, CHS plays Blue Collar Lax, their defense are killers.”

Hard-working lacrosse players, usually from a less funded program.

by proncegonge May 9, 2018


vocal laxative

When one person says something that instantly triggers someone else to start spewing words from their mouth hole.

Jessie: Did you hear Jessica and Bobby broke up?
Andrea: Oh my god yes!! But that's okay because I don't think she was right for him. But at the same time he was really nice, and cute, and nice. So maybe they were good together. But maybe not. Did you hear about Brian and Jenna?
Jessie: Wow. I didn't mean to give you a vocal laxative.

by Triggerman867 December 9, 2013