This is a common lacrosse term. It stands for laxing my ass off. It's also a company logo commonly seen on shirts that lacrosse players wear.
"Dude what does that mean on your shirt?"- Dylan
"Lax Mao means Laxing My Ass Off Bro.."- Tyler
A RARE BOI PAJ, NEVER SEEN BEFORE, DERVIEVED FROM THE LATIN WORLD THATCHERINA
you call all of our classmates are part of the laxative lumber company because they are boi pajs
When you are relaxing with your pooch or pet
Pooch laxing on the couch with my pup after a long day.
Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.
Me: Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?
The World: Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.
Me: Bro, that's a bummer! He can eat shit.
Someone who only sleeps with DJ's/musicians but enjoys the music just as much
I like this lax groupie a lot she has great input on my music and she has good pussy
Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.
"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"