a nice octopus that likes rap music and raping his mom his daddy is his brother and he whacks his twinkie at peytons thwong
Usually a FFM sex position where the man lays down and the other partners sit on either end of him holding each other's arms.
This London Bridge is NOT falling down.
london hymas is an awesome girl! she is an actual icon and is always the first to do dumb stuff. this is a girl who whole heartedly believes in the Avril Lavigne conspirousy theaory. she is at the center of a lot of drama and she doesn’t know what half of it is. mostly friend drama. she is an amazing therapist.
girl one: hey did you see london hymas
girl two: oh ya! she’s a real icon!
A chess opening where white gets the same position everytime. High skill floor low skill ceiling used by noobs alot
Some random guy plays london system
"What a noob"
To london someone - to stab somebody using a bladed melee weapon, usually a knife or a dagger.
While it is most common to do it in the capital of UK, the term "To london someone" most likely comes from ancient Rome, and the death of Julius Caesar.
Mom: We're gonna visit grandma tommorow.
Child: But mom, what if someone londons us on the way?
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Citizen: How did Caesar die?
Praetorian guard: He was londoned.
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Serial killer: I am going to london someone.
Cumming on your partner's face/forehead/eyes while your balls are still in his/her mouth.
My wife is so GGG. On my birthday, she let me give her the London fog.
Having sex with a old british lady with a hairy vagina, preferably in her 90's and on her death bed
Hey bro sorry about your grandma
Don't worry she got her dying wish
Really? What was it
Doing the old London sasquatch on her