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someone who has a stick so far up their ass that they are pretty much doing anal with a mop.
ella: donald trump is still my president!
mia: you mop fucker shut up
A slightly thick mustache that rest a top of a mans upper lip, that acts as a mop for the pussy juice that is created when he munches a ladies sweet pink pussy
Hey girl the mustache ride is just the appetizer I’m gonna finish you off with a go around with my WAP Mop!
When the penis is used to smear semen on a woman's belly.
Pete used his penis mop to rub in the cum on Trena.
A crude reference to a tampon.
In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.
Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up
Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good
Refers to Travis Netting, the bucket being his absolute dump truck, and the mop being his luscious locks of curly hair.
“He’s got the Bucket and the Mop,
Travis is the WAP.”
When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.
"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"
"Noooo! What did you do?"
"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"