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When a man roastes a marshmallow on an open flame. Then takes the insides out leaving a shell the he comes into it and gives it to his friend
John wanted a sweet and salty treat while camping so I gave him a Marshmallow shooter.
The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
To Ejaculate
She Pleasured Me So Much That Before I Knew It, I Was Melting Marshmallows All Over Her.
Marshmallow sweet cheeky and always there for you, if you’re upset she will be there by your side making sure that not a single tear drop hits the ground! Loyal and smart ,kind at heart and always only 2 steps behind you like a shadow.
She normally gets everything she wants cos she’s such a good girl . Always right there when you walk thru the door to greet you with a little treat wiggling her bum shuffling her feet.
Dont be fooled by her pretty face and gentle nature though , rub her the wrong way and suffer the consequences hurt the people she loves and you will face the wrath of marshmallow!
Marshmallow name for someone you can’t live with out!
Oh marshmallow you’re the best!! 🥰
Marshmallow sweet cheeky and always there for you, if you’re upset she will be there by your side making sure that not a single tear drop hits the ground!
Loyal and smart ,kind at heart and always only 2 steps behind you like a shadow.
She normally gets everything she wants cos she’s such a good girl .
Always right there when you walk thru the door to greet you with a little treat wiggling her bum shuffling her feet. Smiling from ear to ear to see you again nothing beats how she makes you feel when you see her again.
Dont be fooled by her pretty face and gentle nature though , rub her the wrong way and suffer the consequences hurt the people she loves and you will face the wrath of marshmallow!
Overall she is a perfect friend in every way , nothing can even come close to the bond you share , she might not speak to you for a day or two if u really piss her off but you both know the reason why and she’s usually not the one in the wrong and once you apologise it’s like nothing ever happened at all she back to being your trusty side kick right by your side every step of the way.
Marshmallow she might be soft and squishy , but don’t think her bark is worse than her bite or you might find out for real!!
Marshmallow name for someone loyal : Everyone needs a marshmallow in their life!! Who doesn’t love marshmallows!!
Marshmallow sweet cheeky and always there for you, if you’re upset she will be there by your side making sure that not a single tear drop hits the ground!
Loyal and smart ,kind at heart and always only 2 steps behind you like a shadow.
She normally gets everything she wants cos she’s such a good girl .
Always right there when you walk thru the door to greet you with a little treat wiggling her bum shuffling her feet. Smiling from ear to ear to see you again nothing beats how she makes you feel when you see her again.
Dont be fooled by her pretty face and gentle nature though , rub her the wrong way and suffer the consequences hurt the people she loves and you will face the wrath of marshmallow!
Overall she is a perfect friend in every way , nothing can even come close to the bond you share , she might not speak to you for a day or two if u really piss her off but you both know the reason why and she’s usually not the one in the wrong and once you apologise it’s like nothing ever happened at all she back to being your trusty side kick right by your side every step of the way.
Marshmallow she might be soft and squishy , but don’t think her bark is worse than her bite or you might find out for real!!
Marshmallow name for someone loyal : Everyone needs a marshmallow in their life!! Who doesn’t love marshmallows!!
a male who suffers from limp dick syndrome
Girl#1: Hey Lady, howd'it go with the guy you hooked up with the other night?
Girl#2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours of him trying to get it up. I just couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.