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When Tony eats an entire tub of mustard and subsequently shits his pants.
That Katz Deli Mustard Matt gave us was so good until I saw Tony mustard shart in his seat next to me.
The useless mustard water that comes out of the mustard bottle before the good shit comes out.
As useless as mustard farth on a limp pickle covered in tasteless christmas lights.
why did you want to see this. THIS IS WHY YOUR DAD LEFT
jelly mustard is gross dont eat it
A Wisconsinite. One who carries mustard in their pocket at all times, likely to dunk hotdogs or corn dogs.
Look at Julie with that corn dog; I dodnt know she was a mustard pocket.
When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum
“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”
The yellow, green or brown paste found on the end of ones penis after engaging in anal intercourse.
The sex was great last night, except I got a mustard plug.
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A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.
"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."
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