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When you're about to nut so you lift up your hoe's wig and cum on her bald cap and put her wig back on.
I just gave this dirty hoe a crab mustard.
When your shit is burning hot and running and it's almost an orangish-brown type color
"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.
The useless mustard water that comes out of the mustard bottle before the good shit comes out.
As useless as mustard farth on a limp pickle covered in tasteless christmas lights.
When Tony eats an entire tub of mustard and subsequently shits his pants.
That Katz Deli Mustard Matt gave us was so good until I saw Tony mustard shart in his seat next to me.
why did you want to see this. THIS IS WHY YOUR DAD LEFT
jelly mustard is gross dont eat it
The yellow, green or brown paste found on the end of ones penis after engaging in anal intercourse.
The sex was great last night, except I got a mustard plug.
A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.
"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."