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A nipple that has a yellow tinge around
"Yo you have a bad case of mustard nipple dude."
When a man puts Mustard in his urethra and has his lover suck during a sexual period. (It's spelt Slurpie for a reason)
Male: FUCK! IT HURTS!
Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?
Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.
When Tony eats an entire tub of mustard and subsequently shits his pants.
That Katz Deli Mustard Matt gave us was so good until I saw Tony mustard shart in his seat next to me.
why did you want to see this. THIS IS WHY YOUR DAD LEFT
jelly mustard is gross dont eat it
The useless mustard water that comes out of the mustard bottle before the good shit comes out.
As useless as mustard farth on a limp pickle covered in tasteless christmas lights.
The yellow, green or brown paste found on the end of ones penis after engaging in anal intercourse.
The sex was great last night, except I got a mustard plug.
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a new drug that has been traced to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; the effect of this drug is to cause the user to go on a rape frenzy through physically and sexually aggressive behavior not normally exhibited by the individual using the drug
Another quality contribution to the world from Pittsburgh...
Yo dude, I heard Ben Roethlisberger is a mustard-head.
Hey man, you know where I could score some mustard? I'm fiendin...
Mustard (drug) is a drug causing a nationwide epidemic of drug-induced rapes.
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