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something that way too many 12 year olds have. something that is nice to have, but is not a necessity for everyday life.
why do you need a cellphone. give people a chance to miss you.
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A game where if someone leaves their phone lying around, someone else uses it to take a selfie.
Leslie: "I checked my pictures, it's all selfies of Paul from earlier?"
Paul: "Game of phones!"
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Chi-phone (noun) A counterfeit i-phone made in China and sold cheaply on the internet, usually of poor quality and without the standard features of legitimate i-phones.
Kev: check out my new iphone, its well sik
Gill: dats not an i-phone, you can't download apps and the screen's all cracked. Dude, looks like you bought a Chi-phone
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you get too slaphappy after
a) you have had too much mountain dew
b) you have been at a sleepover and it's really late
c) you have been on the phone for way too long
everything becomes funny, even if it isn't.
other forms of phone drunkenness include:
phone wasted
phone hungover
phone buzzed
a) After chugging 4 mountain dews Tom thought his karaoke singing was the best in the world. Everyone could tell he was a little phone drunk.
b) It was 1 o'clock in the morning and when Chelsea laughed at the dog eating chocolate, we all thought she was phone drunk.
c) After an hour on the phone Sandra and Lily were laughing at the oddest things. They were a bit too phone drunk.
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Your old phone you use to watch porn on, so as to not corrupt your new expensive device with crap, and save you embarrassment when using your phone with others.
Jimmy, Is that your porn phone in the bathroom cabinet?
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A hamburger that doubles as a landline telephone, as seen in the movie Juno.
(Bad reception) Caller one: What did you say? Caller two: Ahh, sorry. I'm on my hamburger phone.
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a girl who has a lot of phone sex
Kaite is such a phone slut, but if you get her alone in a dark room she just wants to make out the whole time.
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