Green Paint

Money/cash

Rob Thomas: Well I gotta wait for the first to go out, sugar.
Christina Aguilera: What for baby?
Rob Thomas: I ain't got no green paint til then, mama.

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Painting Nails

The act in which you apply nail polish to your fingernails. Then you don't move for a long period of time.

Painting nails pink be right back.

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Stirring the paint

Banging your girl, filthy dirty raw, whilst she's on her period.

Aaron was Stirring the paint on Stephanie, dude, his balls were dripping wet with blood like the halls on the shining. He wore a pad for a week too.

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dripping in paint

A phrase used to describe someone who is so fresh, they may as well be wet paint. Someone who's drippin' in paint would also be expected to leave a large tip, just like Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa.

Snoop: "I'm tippin like i'm dripping in paint"
Wiz: "wtf you talkin about snoop?"
Snoop: "I dunno I'm too high to explain, but I just left your pink slip as a tip."

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paint hawaii

To ejaculate on someone, frequently used in combination with a body part.

Yo I want to paint hawaii on her face!

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Paint job

-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, there’s shit streaks left in there.

-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet

“Yo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every time”

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Painted pony

The sexual act of slapping your hand on your significant others ass so hard that it leaves a mark like a Native American hand print on a horses flank.

Baby tonight I am going to make you my painted pony.

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