Green Paint

Money/cash

Rob Thomas: Well I gotta wait for the first to go out, sugar.
Christina Aguilera: What for baby?
Rob Thomas: I ain't got no green paint til then, mama.

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Painting Nails

The act in which you apply nail polish to your fingernails. Then you don't move for a long period of time.

Painting nails pink be right back.

14👍 7👎

Stirring the paint

Banging your girl, filthy dirty raw, whilst she's on her period.

Aaron was Stirring the paint on Stephanie, dude, his balls were dripping wet with blood like the halls on the shining. He wore a pad for a week too.

23👍 15👎

Paint job

-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, there’s shit streaks left in there.

-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet

“Yo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every time”

6👍 2👎

Painted pony

The sexual act of slapping your hand on your significant others ass so hard that it leaves a mark like a Native American hand print on a horses flank.

Baby tonight I am going to make you my painted pony.

6👍 2👎

Painting the town

an outdoor drinking related puking session, usually occurring while walking from party to party.

I drank so much last night that I ended up painting the town everywhere on our way home.

6👍 2👎

Painting the fence

The act of of licking a girl from her ass to her vagina in a up and down motion like a paintbrush.

I went out with Susie last night and ended up painting the fence

6👍 3👎