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When someone grows their own fruit or vegetables or buys them direct from a farm shop so you can literally serve them directly from where they’ve been grown to your serving plate.
That’s a fantastic farm shop - love plot to plate!
An old plate is referring to your ex
I will never talk to my “old plate” again !
a 14 year old who watched a couple a tiktoks and thinks he’s fucking hush puppi
unkownfundz:yo g u got any squares for man
brtankz: here pay £400 for my cc’s
unkownfundz: oi mandem brtankz patterned me
*mandem try the cc’s*
mandem: they’re all dead g
unkownfundz:fucckkkkkk
brtankz:these 21 plates loool
To come down on someone heavily in the metaphorical sense(verbally,emotionally etc.).
Well here I come, I'm droppin' plates on your a** Disturbed - Droppin' Plates
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When a man pisses inside a woman's vagina for sexual pleasure. Earth shattering orgasms ensue.
Many men think it is impossible to pee with a hard on, but this is simply untrue.
Johnny Gold Plated me in the shower last night. I've never had such an intense orgasm in my whole life!
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When you buy a license plate on Ebay just to paint it the same color as your car, then you put a material-wasting, sad paint job on it, just to have some newb steal it and paint it pink. Then you assume the guy stole it because you are convinced that he wants you and took it home to jiz on it.
Dude, my license plate just got jacked, now it's somebody's jiz plate!!!
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A Newtown, CT, local police officer, who comes to this town from some other town and think they own the place. Nobody liked them in high school, they didn't go to college, and they don't like to see anyone being more successful then themselves. The most action they see is hassling teen agers for hanging out, and there only job duty is to drive around tailgating people and running there plates in there stupid computers, then for whatever reason they want, they will pull you over and because there jealous and nobody likes them they will hassle you, saying your eyes look blood shot, they will say they smell smoke/alcohol because they want to search your car and bust your ass so you get kicked out of college, because they where to lazy/dumb to get a real degree, they don't want you to have one either, then maybe they will get promoted so they get bumped up on the bacon scale to oink oink.
Could this plate runner tailgate me any closer? I'm going to slam my breaks on him so he can see if my break lights.
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