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piercing poker

A person who unconsciously reaches out to touch other people's new piercngs, often without permission. They aren't doing it to be a douche, they just kind of don't realize they're doing it.
Similar to a personal space invader, but only momentarily.

Me: Man, Sherry was molesting my industrial today. It kind of hurt, actually.
Bud: Yeah, she's a piercing poker.

by Halers Dee May 7, 2011


Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 25, 2023


Commie Poker

A form of poker tournament made of several short games. At the end of each game, chips are converted to points and added to the player's tally. At the start of each new game, chips are redistributed equally among the players (wealth redistribution). At the end of the tournament, the player with the most points is the winner.

I'm playing in the Commie Poker Tournament at the rec center Saturday.

by Definosaur April 3, 2018


Poker Mouth

The ability to show no emotions while speaking on a topic that normally evokes strong positive or negative emotions.

Matt used his poker mouth in today's meeting with the stakeholders. He normally cannot discuss this project without spewing swear words.

by Pink Gnomie November 6, 2018


DOUBLE POKER

The name given to a very unfortunate looking female. I'm certain parts of the country a paper bag is called a poke

Did you see that chick with the jacked up hair? Only had 2 teeth and a big nose. She's a double poker.

by Gray Ass Crack December 5, 2018


Poker juice

Mokaine

Hey durb pass the poker juice the ufc is starting

by Verdanskman69 July 9, 2020


STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS

JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT

by SLOBOVIAN NEWS NETWORK January 3, 2023