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Having to shit so bad it feels like you already started a little early.
C'mon, how long are you going to be in the bathroom? I got to shit so bad i've got a popes nose.
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When you raw dog a girl who is on her period. You then pull out while the girl gets down on her knees. She holds out her hands as if she is about to receive communion. You then present your bloody dick to her like the body of Christ, and she sucks it.
Her: No I don't want to have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: What if we just Bloody Pope?
Her: Good idea!!
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Divine Leader of the Catholic Church of Earth, Pope Tommy is the one almighty worshiper of the great Ryan Nana (creator of all that is good and holy). It is rumored that due to his prayers and sacrifices to the immortal Nana Pope Tommy has been gifted with a grand collection of powers and abilities such as teleportation and moonwalking abilities. The great Pope has amassed many followers who have devoted themselves to the religion and sworn themselves to the way of life... Despite this, the great Pope remains the only follower of Nana to be blessed with the gift of hearing his Godly voice. It is thought soon Pope Tommy will reach peek holy power and will ascend to a greater state of existence.
"All worship the great Pope Tommy"
"And come forth to me Pope Tommy"
"On the 7th Day Nana created Pope Tommy the one and true follower"
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When a man shits in a condom and freezes it for 1 hour then the girl pokes herself with it
I gave your mam a ice poped yesterday
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To Destroy, maim or completely obliterate.
hbarlo11 says :
yea I need you to fix this machine over here before I smash it to the POPE
mrd00d says :
k - on my way
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Greeting, signifies support for the election of a black pope in 05.
Will soon replace "sup?"
Jimmy: "Black Pope."
David: "Black Pope."
Jimmy: "So, how was the physics test?"
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A Pope that has or is in the process of being martyred by means of hanging by the neck with a noosed rope. Compare Christ on a stick.
Back in the first few centuries of Papacy many times you saw a pope on a rope.
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