A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.
"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."
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Skiing and Sex. And lots of it.
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Euphemism for sex you can use without embarrassing yourself or others.
Can you please deal with my tire pressure when I get home? I've needed it looked at for a while now.
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this is used if you want to start a new life
A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60
When you are fat and this is what you get.
After being obese I got High blood pressure. High LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, or high levels of triglycerides. Type 2 diabetes. Coronary heart disease.
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a woman wraps her legs around a guys waist and squeezes hard while jerking him off until he shoots his load.
He got pressure jerked when she trapped him in a lower body scissors and jerked him off