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california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 10, 2021


Roid raisins

The shriveled testicles of a male body builder who suffers from steroid abuse.

Steve can’t have kids because his roid raisins shoot blanks.

by Justin Sydem May 3, 2021


Devil raisin

A pellet of rabbit feces secretly placed amongst an offering of dried grapes as a prank. May be one or many added into the mix.

Bobby was supposed to bring trail mix for the trip, but he filled the bag with devil raisins.

by Guiy Fartinghouse December 29, 2018


Wet raisin

When a small curd of shit sneaks out before your asshole slams shut while farting. Similar to sharting only you know its got to stay there awhile because you cant get to a place to wipe your ass

I got a wet raisin and its giving me a smelly rash

by Bigbentdick May 26, 2020


Chocolate raisins

When you put your balls in a woman's ass

I took that bitch on a date and then gave her some chocolate raisins!

by Bill Dicksons April 29, 2022


praisin raisin

Praisin’ Raisins are a form of fake currency that students at Hunt elementary receive for good behavior and strong academic work. This form of currency can be redeemed for prizes that are housed in a glass case that is on display in the cafeteria and have a point value. The higher the point value, the better the prize and the more Praisin’ Raisins students have to save up. Back in the day, Praisin’ Raisins were a colorful sheet of paper (usually green or pink) that had a picture of a dancing raisin on it. As noted in the photograph above, the current Praisin’ Raisin has been stripped of these features. Despite the change in design, the purpose remains the same. Students are given an opportunity to turn their good behavior and actions into a prize. For students from low-income surroundings, these toys provide a special opportunity to receive a reward for hard work without having to spend any money on it. The glass case of prizes motivates students to work hard and try to acquire the toy that they want the most before another student is able to get it. This form of positive reinforcement encourages students to do their best.

“You did a great job today Moochie! You get a praisin raisin! “

by Papito and Moochie January 15, 2018


Raisin Warde

Roisin is a raisin , no one likes raisins

Is that a raisin ew !! No it’s just A wild Raisin Warde

by Mia Greene May 3, 2021