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A soccer mom who is always on the go and is always sweaty and pissed off. Shes always in a rush and usually about to have her breaking point.
Me: "Hey mom can I go get some chips?"
Mom: "NO NO NO!!! I HAVE YOGA AND IM SO SICK OF YOU!!!!!! AFTER THAT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO THE GROCERY SHOP TO GET SOME KALE!!!!"
Me: {oh no shes turned into a sweaty mom}
An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.
Did you see those sweaty muffins at McDonald's
See Definition: Sweaty Gamer
Applicable to those who text religiously and obnoxiously instead of gaming.
Ugh, they're such a sweaty texter.
(v) the act of inserting your hand down the pants and into the vagina of a sweaty female. Often in a public setting.
(n) A sweaty vagina to be in the pants fingered
I just had my hand in that chick's sweaty pocket.
When a fat interracial couple uses their sweat as lube
Yo your mom was my sweaty panda last night
Refers to a person who goes hard and hurts little kids in dodgeball.
Colin is such a Sweaty Mike dude.
When you work out and then take the sweat and use it as lubricant.
Man I just worked out and did a good old sweaty jerry