When you're fucking a girl, and you put your balls in her asshole.
I gave that bitch a sweaty brazilian
When a sweaty 60 year old texan man sucks your dick so you can donate money to his stream and he slobs your know with sweat from his grifty hands
I was at my boy seans house the other night and he gave me a sweaty texan
A soccer mom who is always on the go and is always sweaty and pissed off. Shes always in a rush and usually about to have her breaking point.
Me: "Hey mom can I go get some chips?"
Mom: "NO NO NO!!! I HAVE YOGA AND IM SO SICK OF YOU!!!!!! AFTER THAT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO THE GROCERY SHOP TO GET SOME KALE!!!!"
Me: {oh no shes turned into a sweaty mom}
A game played when a group of men jerk off in a circle formation onto a biscuit (later referred to as the “jizzcuit”) and the last one to finish consumes the snack.
Don’t play “sweaty biscuit” if you’re on a low-sodium diet.
An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.
Did you see those sweaty muffins at McDonald's
See Definition: Sweaty Gamer
Applicable to those who text religiously and obnoxiously instead of gaming.
Ugh, they're such a sweaty texter.
(v) the act of inserting your hand down the pants and into the vagina of a sweaty female. Often in a public setting.
(n) A sweaty vagina to be in the pants fingered
I just had my hand in that chick's sweaty pocket.