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Salami slap

it’s where you get so annoyed at someone you want to salami slap them

i got so annoyed at my mum i nearly salami slapped her

by yummyfish October 20, 2019


Salami cream pie

The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.

Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.

by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021


Brooklyn Salami

In the Oscar award winning adult film “donald trump and hillary clinton fucking bernie sanders and megan parody”, the term Brooklyn Salami is used by the actor playing Bernie Sanders just before going down on the actress playing Hillary Clinton. The term is in reference to his penis, as he’s rather facetiously saying that his penis is comparable in size to uncut Salami. As for the part about Brooklyn, it’s unclear to modern linguists, considering that Bernie Sanders was a politician in Vermont and never ran with the intention of passing favorable legislation for the city.

Bernie- “I’ll tell you what, you’re about to get hit with the Brooklyn Salami!”

by Lunchbox Larry and The Crew February 02, 2023


Salami Face

Intense Oral

"Dat bish gave me the old Salami face"

by Sign In - Google Accounts January 25, 2021


salami face

gryffin Mcgowan

dang gryffin mcgowan has such a salami face

by HT132 November 07, 2019


Drying Salami

Drying Salami: A sexual practice in which a male withdraws his penis from a partner's anal sphincter, followed by the partner exhaling warm air onto the penis with the aim of inducing ejaculation.

During their intimate encounter, John withdrew and asked Jane to perform drying salami as a form of alternative stimulation."

by Chick Bowdry September 01, 2023


salami witch

talula when she plays w ur whole salami (salami #6 specifically)

talula: I was tried in the salami witch trials
me: damn that’s crazy

by talula johnson June 28, 2021