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A girl that has a qwarky personality, Talula doesn’t whare makeup .... because she is naturally hot !
“ is that Talula? Wow she thicc😛”
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Talulas are hella cute and super nice all the time. They doubt themselves even though they are beautiful and talented.
Talula is my baby.
A dog that a typical old IB TOK teacher owns. Usually brought into the classroom at a deathly hour of 7 am every Wednesday. This dog has a tendency to crap on the floor and the rest of the students suffer the aroma whilst in the same room.
Ew! Ms. Kinegal brought in Talula again and she closed the door on us.
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when you got to pee really bad but when you go only a little comes out and it sucks like a mother
Raymond: so did you go?
Me: yeah :/
Raymond: Talula Rain?
Me: mmhm...
Raymond: sucks dude
Me: i'll got to go in a bit then.
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Pretty much the most ridiculous name ever given to a child, or at least given to a nine-year-old child from New Zealand. A judge ordered the parents to change it so that the poor girl wouldn't have to die a lonely old spinster because nobody wants to touch a girl named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. That's assuming she even lives that long and isn't brutally beaten to death before sixth grade. In the end the parents lost custody of her, a relatively fitting reward.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.
"Oh my god, what a beautiful baby we have. She's so pure! What the hell do we name it?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"
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79.3% of Gen-Alpha kids born to celebrities
"Hey, are you sure you want to name your child Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii ?"
"YES, TAKE MY MONEYYY!"
"Okay..."
Causes more trouble than she's worth. Despite only being 13% of the population, she holds 79 seats in the house of parliament and many perceive her as a threat. If anyone has taken a GCSE class, they'll know - the red in her hair signifies danger but also sensuality.
Some say if Talula Walker passes you in the street you'll have a good day :)
Hey Talula Walker, want to go the the carpet factory with me tonight?