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A man with a tiny carrot... Sam will make you cry in the bedroom (and not in a good way).
He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)
Gertrude Gizzleburg: I had sex with Sam last night
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say
Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford
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If you know a guy named Sam he probaly thinks hes a mad drug addict but he only snorts candy. his mum is basic as hell and coudlnt be botherd coming up with a better name so she named him fucking sam.
Sam is a fucking idiot
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The type of person who masturbates to hentai, while muttering to himself " I'm better than everybody, fuck the minorities"
"Jonathan! Open your door this instant! You better not be pulling a Sam!"
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noun- A huge turd floating in the Detroit sewer system usually resulting from eating nachos at another Lions loss. Sometimes Sams can travel great distances and have been known to pop up as far away from Detroit as Vermont or North Carolina.
I went drop a Sam at Ford Field and Matt Millen was in the stall next to me.
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One who prefers the sexual company of inanimate objects, usually stuffed animals.
Did you see what that man is doing over there? He's definitely a Sam.
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Another word for a nugget obsession
"I love chicken nuggets"
"you are totally a Sam"
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