F: We passing round some joints?
G: No, let’s have a selfie spliff each.
To take a selfie in the act of performing a good deed or while doing something "cool" and subsequently texting or posting said picture to social media so as to show what an extraordinary person you are
Girl 1: Rachel is so successful - it's pretty awesome to see all the cool things she's doing to give back to her community
Girl 2: You mean all her Facebook posts? Have you met Rachel? That's all just selfie-promotion
An expensive latte coffee bought to make a person feel better about their suckish life.
Kate and Lydia took me to Starbucks for a selfy-steam to cheer me up after my boyfriend dumped me.
A period of time where an individual takes an excessive amount of selfies and usually ends up deleting all of them.
My boyfriend stole my phone and looked at my selfie session from the other day.
a person, generally a woman, who upon any social interaction instantly grabs you, pulls you close, and takes a selfie with you. You are in a death grip and can not escape before the selfie is taken.
Oh no, here comes Danielle, i'm running to the bathroom before she gets her selfie python death grip on me and everyone knows I was here.
A poo selfie is taking a photo/selfie of the upper body while pooing ( not inappropriate just a selfie for the "shits" of it)
Person 1: hey whats up?
Person 2: Not much, pooing!!!!
Person 1: OMGGGGG you gotta send a poo selfie HAHAHA
When someone sacrifices their own image to take a group selfie-- partial face, unflattering close-up,...
When Susan tried to get her whole group in the photo, she selfie-sacrifaced half her head.