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When you're going to cum in her mouth but then you catch it in your hand and eat it yourself
Michael: Hew Jason, last night Lisa wanted me to cum on her but thought nah I'll be a semen theif
Jason: Damn, GG bro
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(n.) The result of a long bukkakesession. At first it's a stew, later it becomes a crust, usually around the chin.
Look at the semen stew on that girl's face. That'll crust any minute now. YUMMY!
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Lacteous liquid coming from the mammary glands of various species from the kingdom Anamalia mixed with various fructose/sucrose ingredients from diverse plant ovaries. Also related to: bloody mammoth semen, enhanced mammoth semen.
Are we out of bloody mammoth semen already?
or...
Are we out of bloody already?
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a version of the drink jager bomb. a semen bomb consists of a shot of one's sperm in a cup of urine.
Ben took that semen bomb like a man.
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A frozen block of semen that can questionably be used to impregnate a woman.
"So, you're asking if a chick got freaky with a frozen block of semen, would she get prego?"
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A Condom, Because it is just that, a bag for your semen to fall into during the male climax period of intercourse.
Dude, you bring a semen bag for tonight?
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The act of ejaculating on to one's partners face.
Dude, i totally gave Jessi a semen shower last night after she gave me head.
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