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When you are doing a girl doogy style and you spit on her back. When she turns around to yell at you, you then spug in her ear. She will inturn turn her head and hold her ear. thus looking like a secret service agent.
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An automotive repair shop that had a rocky start at the beginning. They are now committed to customer satisfaction and will do whatever it takes for the customer to leave satisfied with the service performed. They are dedicated to satisfaction and GOD. They will up hold to their motto. "Quality Built On Trust".
For high quality repair go to Byrds Automotive Services.
Using tax credits to buy down tax payments due. A person has a tax credit but wants cash so he is willing to sale the tax credit to someone who owes taxes and desires to buy the tax credit at a deep discount.
Teddy did an Engineered Tax Services. He owed $2,500 in taxes but he was able to lower his taxes due down to $200 by buying tax credits at a deep discount from a film company willing to sell their credits for cash.
A video streaming service is an on demand online entertainment source for TV shows, movies and other streaming media.
I like the design, so now I'm using it for my presentation...Video Streaming Services.
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Self-pleasurization on the Banner server.
A.K.A.- Jerking off.
"Hey dude, did you have a good time tonight?"
"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."
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A faggy paradigm of common sense design principles. People like to spout off about SOA as if it meant shit - which it don't. The key thing to remember with SOA is that it is very gay. If you have an ounce of sense in your head, you will design your systems to conform with others it will be working with. We don't need 1300 page manifestos explaining how or why we should be doing this.
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Don't be a queer, homo, gaylord, fairy, flamer, faggot, fudge packer, poof, ponce, meat-smoker, cock sucker, butt pirate, fruit, queen. It's obvious.
You can't put stars into triangular orifices. You need service oriented architecture for that. You CAN put your dick into another man's ass though, with or without an SOA. But I don't need to tell you that.
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To provide sexual pleasure. Usually used to request a blow job or hand job, but can also mean full on secksi tyme.
After Baptist Revival Camp, I asked Julie to service my manhood, to which she eagerly complied.
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