you. You're the simp.
Simp: Yeah my girlfriend cheated on me but I still love her
Me: ....dude
Someone who does absolutely to much for the person they like
Layla: Lets go to the park
sally: I can’t Its my Fifth anniversary This week with Aiden!
Layla: Stop being a simp!
Noun.
Short for "simpleton". Someone who goes out of their way to be kind to a person they want to have sex with,
typically to the point of sacrificing one's own dignity and allowing oneself to be walked over. Simping is typically considered a violation of prudential norms and is often considered irrational behavior, usually on the part of horny men.
"John Rivers from the Vox Veritas Discord server is a complete and utter simp."
"Gunslinger lets his own girlfriend snowball him. What a fucking simp."
A person who is ONLY nice/financially supportive to another person because they want sex from them in return.
Not to be confused with common human decency.
“God, he buys her flowers.. he’s such a simp”
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
“Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“
Fat losers in their moms' basements dropping their McDonald's salaries on women they have no chance with for attention
The VTuber "community" is full of massive fucking simps
Super
Intense
Minecraft
Player
Holy hell your such a simp bro you play so much mc