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When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!
Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-
When someone cums in your wrists and then cute them so you shoot web
Chad: Hey Brad
Brad: H
ey Chad
Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal
a shitty ass tv show with a shitty ass meme and the world greatest opening ever
friend "hey have you seen 60's spiderman"
me"is he strong listen bud he's got radioactive blood"
The perverse but highly humorous act of engaging in doggy style sex with whomever, ejaculating into your palm of your hand discreetly then saying "hey Babe turn around" and then flicking your semen into their unsuspecting face, whilst shouting out loud "Spiderman!" (or even funnier - "Go Web Go!").
Guy 1 - "Hey man how's things going with Lisa?"
Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."
Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"
When a man ejaculates into his hand and proceeds to throw it at an naked woman. The man then proceeds to lick his semen off the woman's body.
"I'm going to do the Spiderman to you" Eugene said.
a fat cock-sucker created by a 100 year old man.
look its spiderman sucking cock!
The drug delear of the city that act dumb but he is the most dangerous.
Bro don't try him out, he is Spiderman.