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When you eat a shit ton of
raw cookie dough and sit and front of a heater for 12 fucking hours and then take laxatives and shit crispy cookie chunks
I ate so much cookie dough,I think I’ll shit out a cookie plater if I have baked stomach
Bro! Dinner got me, I'm not going to make it to the party. I think I'm suffering from post taco stomach disorder(ptsd).
The biggest nuance ever, it likes to growl and give you nausea + it wants to kill you + the stomach hates some food for no reason.
(Girl 1): *stomach growls*
(Girl 2): hahaha
(Girl 1): I HATE YOU STOMACH
The act of pouring hot sauce (preferably tapatio) into a sexual partners asshole and proceeding to rail mentioned hole while screaming various mexican gritos
Friend 1: ay guey my girl asked me to give her a Mexican stomach churner last night and i've never been more horrified.
Friend 2: dude you should've done it. I sprang it on the last chick i was with and it real "spiced" up our sex life!
When boyfriend cums all over my stomach.
After a beautiful love making my boyfriend explodes all over and cums on my now snowflake stomach.
An artisan cum drop on the stomach
‘That was a huge stomach waffle’
When the “d” so fire your stomach is scrambled
“His dick was so big and he pumped me so hard he’s a STOMACH SCRAMBLER!”