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a fish pond on your property that is frequented by raccoons and other vermin of the night.
my fish pond becomes a raccoon sushi bar after dark.
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Sushi that has stupid shit like cucumber and cream cheese in it.
Mike- "Hey Brian do you want to go get some sushi from that new Fusion joint everyone is talking about?"
Brian- "Fuck no, all they have there is white chick sushi"
An old folktale that came from japan many centuries ago. Mainly, it means that u have a stanky gooch that spreads throughout the butthole, and the testes, creating a sushi odor.
"Sir would you like to try our new special?"
"Sure, what would that be?"
"Fresh from the stove, hand made sushi gooch"
"YEA!"
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Sushi that is way too pretty or feminine. Usually characterized by high mayonnaise content and bowls flooded with soy sauce. Sushi, also tends to be low in raw fish content. Midwesterns love this stuff.
Why pay top dollar for foo-foo sushi that is basically like tuna fish rolled in rice.
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When 2 gay asian men are having sex, the first covers their penis in crap and penetrates the second mans butt with the poop covered penis. Then the asian man who was penetrated poops while in penetration.
Guy: You two really got it on last night. What happened?
Asian Guy: We tried our first California Sushi-Roll
Guy: Thats F**king gross man
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Performing oral sex on an asian girl.
Guy 1: "Man, I'd love to motorboat that chick."
Guy 2: "Nah, man she's asian, you've got to sushi boat her."
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An term used for asian cocks that were no bigger that a baby's pinky finger.
Josh's small ass sushi was offered at a local chinese buffet.
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