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Trying to impress others too hard
The gangly man in white act step by wearing his aviators indoors.
The salmon act is a mid 1989 term for "suspiciously holding a salmon" its a law in England that can get you a fine.
It also outlines what is illegal fishing salmon and whats legal
There is only one reason for this which is that salmon will soon enough be extinct
The law was passed in Parliament in 1989.
The law has grew attention from popular "tiktokers" making videos such as "dumb laws in places of the world"
Matt: hey you can't hold a salmon like that
James: why?
Matt: because there's a law called The Salmon Act
James: Oh.. okay
An acting chief is the person in charge of an organization that doesn’t put trust in him. The term acting is used because the person is just doing that: acting. They have the duties of a regular chief but are not trusted enough to be given the title.
The acting chief tried to get the budget approved but was told to change it because it was a mess
Something to do on a day like random acts of kindness day, or any other day of insincere bullshit people are doing for show, to save their image.
Guy- What's the first thing you're going to do on random acts of kindness day?
Other guy- Acts of unkindness.
When a freind of yours commits a heinous crime against you.
David did the fuckiem act -sobs uncontrollably-
to get offended by something insignificant or for no reason at all
Because someone didn't ask politely enough, John got annoyed. He was acting Zassy.
suicide....the Irish in NYC used to call Germans 'dutchmen'. Late 19th century legend is a bunch of 'micks' were out getting liquored up and heard a guy screaming and then...nuthin' dead. The guy was 'German' and thus the 'noun' became a 'verb'.
"Oh my gosh there you are!" "What's worng?" "I couldn't find you so I thought you went out and committed 'the dutch act." "Thanks...