The pubic hair of a male
Shawn cringed in pain when his underwear pulled out a tangled strand of his man cabbage.
Joe: Dude, i had a nightmare that this crazy chick waxed off my man cabbage.
Ted: Ouch man, ouch.
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Slang for marijuana commonly mistaken for kale.
Last night I smoked some good devil's Cabbage
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A type of sweaty man tit that smells like hot garbage. Often thought of as the best player at the monoploy table and able to serve penis to most dudes. Unable to walk, but very capable of shitting on nuns. Should be avoided at all costs. These boobs started the Holocaust and are responsible for Reganomics.
Trickle down on these cabbage boobs, bitch!
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Explaining the smallness of person / Reason for person to be small
Look at him! He's obviously cabbage-upbrought!
It's not my fault! Cabbage-upbringing is to blame for everything!
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Someone is who's just generally dumb
If you can't do a simple thing right, you're a dense cabbage.
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Cabbage walk is when two or more people go to a certain area only to leave right after arriving at their destination.
It also is a danish tradition, called Kohlfahrt ("cabbage walk") is when peopel arrange a walk through the countryside to a village pub, usually in mid-winter.
Dude 1: Hey bro, lets go to the canteen and get some food!
Dude 2: Yea sure thing bro lets go!
*dude 1 and 2 arrive at the canteen, and they see it full*
Dude 1: Yo bro this place is filled lets go back
Dude 2: Yea bro we just did a cabbage walk