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Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,
A sex act that modifies the doggy-style position. In this position, the top uses the bend in the small of the bottom's back to prop up a device playing porn.
My wife really wants to have sex but I don't know if I can get it up for her anymore!
Relax, dude. For all you care, you could be having sex with Riley Reid if you can sneak in a Seoul sitting desk.
A really nice place to nap in school.
I want to sleep on that desk
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Sexual position that a man is placing lego bricks on a woman making a desk on her back
Guy:1 yoo i just did the DESK with my Girl!!
Guy:2 *High-fives* wait isn't your girl my sister?
something to have nongay sex with
Hey my Jewish friend want to have nongay sex on a desk
Those shitty desks connected to chairs that schools have
The desk i have is so shitty my knees are cramped.