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A somewhat pleasurable "semi" derived from the relative freedom of wearing nothing but a dressing gown, which is all well and good. However, trying to make your way across the kitchen of a morning in front of friends and family whilst exhibiting an exaggerated bobbing motion from below the waist can subject you to a world of embarrassment.
The sun beaming in through the window as I read the paper and ate my toast this morning precipitated a semi at just the wrong moment. I had to walk past the mother in law with a serious dressing gown bobber!!
A very cool and Chill person that Hamp loves very much (not in a weird way)
Wow Monke Maid Dress is so cool and epic I wish I was like Monke Maid Dress
A woman who is wearing her Ibiza cocktail dress is naked in public, especially when at a party or club.
So named after the island of Ibiza that's well known for its lively clubs and wild parties.
Jane: At her hen night, Bekka went into the bathroom and came out wearing her Ibiza cocktail dress.
John: With the tits she's got on her, she must have been a lovely sight.
Those moments when you randomly lose your balance and almost fall over.
I just almost fell over because I lost my balance!
Dude, I think you mean you were losing your dressing!
A male pulls out, Ejaculates on the ass cheek of his choosing, and then eats the other persons ass.
Sex was feeling so good he pulled out and yelled I’ll have the salad with dressing on the side!
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A girl who looks like a good girl from the outside, but is actually slutty or freaky.
A lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets, so to say.
"Blank is way too lame. Why are you going on a date with her?"
"Man, she's a little white dress."
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