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When a hooker stun guns you in the dick after you refuse to pay her.
Nurse:How did you get these burns sir?
Patient: The hooker was charging too much so i didn't pay. She gave me an Electric Rod.
When an aligator gives you them fuck me eyes
Aligator; "*gives unsuspecting human the fuck me eyes (The electric aligator)*"
Human; "*Runs away very fast*"
combination of guitar and electricity.
"Hi. How to make an electric guitar? Well I don't know. But from the name of it, it's just a combination of guitar and electricity."
The act of rubbing your socks on carpet and then touching your penis on another persons nose in order to give a stactic shock on the nose of the other person.
"Dude take a picture. I'm about to electric eel this guy passed out on the couch."
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right before you climax and cum, you send a small bolt of electricity, just enough to give you a little sting through your body. this will make your cumming and hers very shocking. WARNING A SMALL SHOCK WILL DO THE TRICK YOUR COULD BE INJURED IF YOU DO MORE THAN A LITTLE. IF YOU ARE NOT SURE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY YOU HAVE DONT DO IT. I AM NOT LIABLE FOR YOUR DEATH.
Bro last night i tried electrical cum, it fucking made my bitch cum like 5 times
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Im feeling a bit tired, maybe I need some electric sugar for a quick recharge
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When your listening to really cool music or really dirty dubstep and you begin to feel the tip of your penis get really hard and or you begin to get a hardcore orgasm.
Dude I was listening to this really sick song and had the most hardcore electric orgasm!
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