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pants crisis

1. Freaking out over something stupid
2. When a male has a "situation"
3. Pooping or peeing one's pants

"It's not rocket-science, so don't have a pants crisis!"
"Tim had a pants crisis after getting a lap dance on the subway."
"Pants crisis on aisle two!"

by Nashala October 24, 2006


pud pants

Pants made from a thin material (such as mesh basketball shorts) that are worn to the strip club while free balling.

Tommy never goes to the strip club without donning his pud pants.

by Tomjones1 June 15, 2017


Jammy pants

Pants you continue to wear after you’ve sharted

Never trust a fart as you may end up with jammy pants

by Bnicks45 February 19, 2021


Fossil Pants

1) When pants are worn so low that it makes the wearer look like they have a full diaper on.

2) A really old person's pants. They are so old that they could be a fossil.

Person 1: Look Tyana at Adam's new fossil pants

Person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!

by Kn0w1ng June 5, 2013


yolo pants

saying that derived from "yolo swag nuts in my pants" and is used whenever a lovely babe is feelin it

the awe-inspiring epical pants

guarded behind a magical door by Erin and Lio

Love me for my yolo pants
Yolo pants revolution

Do it for the yolo pants! </3

by Vicious_Vuhjaina November 22, 2015


rock the pants

the one who makes the decisions in a relationship, takes control. Usually the one with less to lose. Their decision is first and final.

Prince Royce: I've tried everything to catch up to your speed. You push me to the edge... Tonight I'm coming home late!!! I ROCK THE PANTS!!

by MexicanNinjaa97 June 11, 2011


Pants Cat

Pants Cat (Pellentesque Felis) is a common warm blooded species found throughout several parts of the world. While there are still many wild, untamed breeds of this species, the most common is the Domestic Hairless Pants Cat. This breed typically thrives in dark environments that are rich in alcohol and that are also shared with its prey, the wild Trouser Snake (Trouser Coluber). While requiring some skill, the Pants Cat can be tamed. The Domestic Pants Cat requires pets, kisses, free drinks and its prime feeding time is after last call. The opposite rules of Gremlins apply: Always keep it wet and always feed it after midnight.

"Hope that Pants Cat is a Sphynx and not a Himalayan."

by smAsho February 28, 2014