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The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.
Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning
Pants made from a thin material (such as mesh basketball shorts) that are worn to the strip club while free balling.
Tommy never goes to the strip club without donning his pud pants.
Someone who is extremely laggy, having a poor and unreliable internet connection. See lag.
Once you are given the title of laggy pants you will keep it. Forever. And you will be blamed for everyone else's lags even if you're not the one who caused them. This applies to Xbox Live only.
ian anarchy is the original laggy pants.
1. Freaking out over something stupid
2. When a male has a "situation"
3. Pooping or peeing one's pants
"It's not rocket-science, so don't have a pants crisis!"
"Tim had a pants crisis after getting a lap dance on the subway."
"Pants crisis on aisle two!"
Pants you continue to wear after you’ve sharted
Never trust a fart as you may end up with jammy pants
saying that derived from "yolo swag nuts in my pants" and is used whenever a lovely babe is feelin it
the awe-inspiring epical pants
guarded behind a magical door by Erin and Lio
Love me for my yolo pants
Yolo pants revolution
Do it for the yolo pants! </3
1) When pants are worn so low that it makes the wearer look like they have a full diaper on.
2) A really old person's pants. They are so old that they could be a fossil.
Person 1: Look Tyana at Adam's new fossil pants
Person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!