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Someone who mods their Jeep/truck for off-roading with all the custom upgrades, lift, & light bars but it doesn’t have a scratch on it because they’ll never take it off the pavement. All for looks & ego. Fashion instead of function.
That guy looks like he’s got 100 grand put into that road princess. Too bad it’ll never see dirt.
Understanding Bum Road requires some knowledge on the religion of Bochism. Bochism is a small sect located mainly in Southern Ontario but has been documented in Amsterdam, Netherlands as well. Similar to the Garden of Eden in Christianity, Bum Road is an integral part of Bochism, along with veganism. It represents the journey of life, the path which Bum Roaders follow on their journey of becoming a Boch. Bum Roaders mainly worship Joaquin Phoenix, although they still pray to several of his disciples, including Laverne Cox and Ruby Rose. The term “Bum Road” can be heard used in a variety of contexts by fellow Bum Roaders. It can be a negative or a positive thing, or simply be synonymous for anal sex.
“You have a Biology exam? Uhhh that is sooooo Bum Road”
“It’s 420 BUM ROADDDDDD”
“Omg last night my boyfriend took me on a trip down Bum Road for the first time ;)”
A sport motorcycle rider.
(See squid)
Bob: Did you see how fast that guy was going?
Tim: Yeah. He'd make a nice road crayon.
An early morning handie from a perfect stranger at a truck stop.
Every time I'm in Walcott, Iowa I get a craving for a little road breakfast at the Iowa 80 truck stop.
Causing havoc (deliberate or otherwise) on public roads usually by driving offensively or otherwise unsafely for the conditions thereby inconveniencing numerous others.
The taxi cab cut-off three vehicles before merging into expressway traffic at a third of the speed of regular traffic flow causing an influx of traffic behind him. The resulting two hour traffic delay was attributed to Road Jihad.
The act of receiving a blow job while driving a vehicle.
“Damn jess gives hella good road throat”
“Did you hear about dom? Dude got serious road throat last week.”
The most flyest ass bball court in the states of America. This place is located in the Negaunee Michigan and was founded by the great Sacagawea and Lewis and Clark.
Cody: Hey nigga, where can I find a good place to ball it up?
Evan: How bout we go out to Buffalo road, I hear that place is pretty ballin.
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