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Partaking in the act of sneakiness or deception like a Walrus that is too sneaky to be found.
"Dude, I pulled a sneaky walrus on that couger last night. "
"Really, what did you do?"
"I whipped out my dick without her noticing."
"Dude..."
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When a man with a mustache goes down on a man or a woman and come up with cum stuck in his mustache
Officer Williams had a frosty walrus after eating out his partner.
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the weird spot in your bed that you never sleep in.
dude, you totally took up Awkward Walrus space last night.
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A sexual act where a party will wait nearby a couple about to engage in sexual intercourse. Right before the two are about to have sex the third party runs in and beats him/her to the act, having sex with one or both members of the pair before making a clean escape.
"Angry Walrus "
Example 1:
Person 1- "I think Alex and Pete are going to have sex tonight."
Person 2- "I'm going to give Jan the Angry Walrus... She's never gunna know what hit her."
Person 1- "Pete's gunna be so pissed!"
Example 2:
Person 1- "Dude! Some asshole just ran in here and made love to my girlfriend before I even got the chance to!"
Person 2- "Where is the guy now?"
Person 1- "I don't know, he ran off before I could catch him."
Person 2- "BRO!! YOU JUST GOT ANGRY WALRUSED!!!!!!"
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A guy that is super fucking awesome and hilarious.
Normally doesn't give two shits what people think of him.
Very sweet but can knock a motherfucker out anytime, any place, so don't fuck with this majestic creature and you shall live.
Look at that awesome motherfucker! I bet his nickname is Jamal The Walrus
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n. obese fat woman with a beard or a huge fat man with questionable gender. looks like a walrus standing upright
holy crap look at that urban walrus shes taking up five seats.
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When you nut in a girls mouth and she just happens to sneeze. Then the cum comes out both nostrils and sticks to her chin.
"Johnny Love gave that bitch an ivory walrus."
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