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To stick your finger in a girls pussy
I gave my significant other a Wisconsin cheese touch
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The act of two females performing oral sex on a man, one on each side of the penis resulting in them kissing while sucking. Aka "Heaven"
Dude, last night, these two girls gave me the Wisconsin Welcome Mat.
No waaaaaay!!!
Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.
You take a slightly warm moist sock and jizz in it. Then slap your spouse or anyone in the face with it.
The wife was being a twat about my drinking, so I gave her a Wisconsin Wash Cloth and she calmed the fuck down
when you've beaten your meat last night and haven't taken a shower. The next morning you wake up and have a erection (spring) your dick becomes crusty like dry wisconsin cheese.
dude I had wisconsin cheese spring last night.
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La Crosse is a city in Wisconsin. La Crosse has only 55,000 people in it. It is are a major drinking city. La Crosse has the most bars on one street in the whole nation (thats crazy considering we only have 55,000 people), two huge breweries that supply alot of alcohol to the midwest and the rest of the nation, and the worlds largest six pack. Alcohol prices are really low, and our bars always have cheap drinks and really good specials. The Octoberfest in La Crosse is the second biggest in the world, second only to Berlin, Germany. If someone from Wisconsin tries to enter a drinking contest down south, most places wont even let you join. Wisconsin is the drunkest state in America, and La Crosse is the drunkest city in Wisconsin. There are three colleges: UWL, Virterbo, and WWTC.
If he's from La Crosse, Wisconsin he is a really good drinker.
La Crosse, Wisconsin is a good place to party.
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When your male friend is doing a handstand while erect in front of a window. You barge into the room unbeknownst to him and proceed to Russian bear hug him from behind around his midriff while grabbing ahold of his stiffy for leverage. You then begin to bury your face in your friends goochy-cheesy area. Hence the name “Wisconsin Cheese Platter”. You must proceed until climax. All the while your friends family is outside watching. If the family is not there, this is by definition a “Delaware Dumpster Dive”.
“Sweetie, did I see you and Jeff enjoying a Wisconsin Cheese Platter last night?”
“Why, yes mother, we were. If you did not see it then we would have had a nice Delaware Dumpster Dive.”
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If you really want to go to a party in Milwaukee forget all the schools like Marquette and MSOE. Hit up the east side for keggers, a bar under the union, a sex panther for the mascot. In fall instead of leaves in the yard they a overlay-ed in beer cans.
Mike: After hitting up University of Wisconsin Milwaukee want to go to Oakland Gyro's?
Steve: Will we be drunk?
Mike: When aren't we? It is Milwaukee
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