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A large, extremely moist, blood filled tampon. Usually found in bitch ass skank ho's who charge 5.50 and stand on the corner of Washington and East Brittania wondering why her kids hate her! That's right Mom, I said it! Get off the streets and get a real job, support the family! You wonder why Dad's leaving........Sorry.
I tried to fuck that skank-ho, but she left a red caped crusader in her cunt-hole.
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A Place where everyone is welcome...unless you aren't rich. A school where a myriad of students are "asked to leave" usually due to drug related offenses, cheating, and breaking and entering. Hey we even let dummies in...don't worry, your spot at Cape will be reserved if you ask mommy and daddy to write a big fat check so that administration can waste their money on another new cafeteria with nasty ass ceilings. Oh and let's not forget you can count on the guidance counselors to completely ignore all problems maybe because they are "currently" working on the degrees that they should have had before getting their job. Last but not least, do not be surprised if you freeze your toes, fingers, ears, tongue, and tits off... Cape Henry can't afford heat!
Hey is there any place where you don't have any rights of any kind?
Yeah... Cape Henry Collegiate
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A Cape Cod local is someone that was BORN on the cape and was raised here. To be considered a local you have to live here year round (for the older people at least 25-30 years) and have attended one of the many elementary, middle and high schools that are scattered around the place that most of us call home. I cannot stress this enough, TOURISTS listen up, just because you summer here for X amount of years does not mean you're a local, the people that live here, LOCALS, cater to you're every needs, we work our asses off to keep the people like you happy and coming back for more the next summer.......so think twice about calling yourself a local because EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US knows what it is to be a true cape codder.....and hell just to top it off, we'll out drink ANY of you any day of the week! So CHEERS to the true local cape codders!
"Those people most DEF aren't true cape cod locals"
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When you fuck a chick in the ass (preferebly a butterface or an ugly chick? and then cut off her head to hide the evidence...excellent if you dont want anyone to know you fucked an ugly
Fred- "ah man i saw this chick at the bar and she had a kick ass body but i later found she was a butterface so i pulled a cape cod gillotine and nobody knew"
Frank-"wow dude i never woulda known if you didnt tell me just now"
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A total cesspool full of idiots that fight each other over nothing, heroin addicts, a shitload of liberals despite having a handfull of rednecks in every town. Tons of illegal immigrants and drunks. No jobs anywhere whatsoever and insanely high rent. Do not go here you will never get out.
Jim: Hey joe do you wanna move into cape may county?
Joe: FUCK NO. My buddy moved there ended up homeless and jobless, got hooked on heroin and od’d in the walmart bathroom.
Jim: yeah me either i got robbed every time i went outside.
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A very annoying, creepy, stupid, or even extremely gay individual. Most likely one of the gayest people you may ever encounter.
That creepy guy jerking off in the back of the school bus is a total cape cod.
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- Generic, attractive, stepford-wife-esque blonde haired WASPy girl with no distinguishable personality traits or unique features. Refers often to her parents wealth as if her own. Usually easy to bed.
- Clone like blonde (attractive but not memorable) whose family might own a summer home in Cape Cod. Features include sun bleeched hair, leathery skin and perfect teeth. Attire consists of teevas, shorts and a fleece over a tank top.
Not to be confused with California Blondes but similar in their trophy wife status on the East Coast.
"Hey how was your date?"
"She was cute but a total Cape Cod Blonde."
"That sucks. At least she put out."
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