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The day before a girl moves away you have the roughest nastiest oral, vaginal and anal sex with said woman to the point where she tears, sweal and bleeds then you cum all over her so her body is the color of the US Coast Guard flag.
Mary was always in to me but she was fat. So when she told me she was moving away i thought before she goes i would finally hook up with her and give her a Coast Guard goodbye.
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An amazing experience where a group of students (38 for example) learn with their minds, hearts, and hands and find their ways through life together.
MCS was an amazing four months and I miss it very much.
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The Worst AFL team in history. If your interested in becoming a weagle come try out our clinic!
We will tell you: what drugs will improve your stamina for those big games, all the wrong times to use bad language, how to insult someone in the lowest form, to go to rehab and promise to stop the drug addiction and getting the charges dropped plus much more!!
One of my friends went to the west coast eagles clinic.
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Hey theah I'm fum the east coast, new jehsey.
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Jiji: I hooked up with her.
Molly: was it a hook-up or a west coast hookup?
Jiji: West coast, and I love how you used that phrase
a term used to refer to people on the east coast who stay up really late to interact with friends on the west coast or earlier time zones
Person A: Wait, isn't that dude in our party living in new york?
Person B: Yeah why?
Person A: It should be 2am for him... this guy's an east coast demon!
When a "straight" female, whilst on a business trip, decides to play for the other team for the duration of the trip only.
Diane it appears has gone full "coast guard reserve" with the ladies from the trade show.
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