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sex is a very nice affair. It is sooo satisfying....
Aria was walking back home. She looked down, but her head sprung up like something would happen in the elevator. But she was convinced. . Aria moved to the front of Brandon and looked in her pocket to gift him with more items. "Aria... you don't have too..." he mumbled as she saw Aria pull out a hundred dollar bill. "I have too... you are so important to me Bran-". Brandon leaned closer to Aria's face. "Heh...maybe I can pay you back with not money...but something physical." Aria's eyes widened. "Like..what?" Brandon blushed and sighed. "... I like you Aria..." He leaned in closer to Aria's mouth. "Brandon! I-i don't like you..." Brandon sighed. "I LOVE YOU BRANDON!" The elevator door dinged open. they rushed into Aria's bedroom. "Wanna kiss? Brandon?" Brandon leaned into a kiss. The suddenly stopped... looked at eachother with no words.... Brandon said.. " Hey..Can i pay you in sex??" He smooched Aria, and she smooched back. soon they were pulling of shirts and pants. Soon it was just a big suck fest. She was sucking him everywhere, from this side to another. Rubbing dicks and moans and moans.. "Haah~" "Don't stop....mhmhaah..~" sucking and licking each other till Aria's cum spray. "Hahhh~" "get in my vagina brandon..." "Aria. you aren't rubbing my dick as- haaah~ mhmaaa~ ahhaha~ yea..." There room was full of cum. "Mhmmmmm~ haah! chu~" haaahhhhh.....
louies : omg did you see louis and eleanor broke up!
larry : omg wh- elevator? wow that’s obviously so heartbreaking
Verb: It is the act of pushing all the bottons in an elevator just before you get out; Commenly done to make the person waiting for the elevator frusterated
Since Bill was mad at Joe for taking his parking spot he screwed the elevator to delay joe from getting home. (Present tense, "Screwing the elevator")
When you tank an iconic beer brand brand by associating it with groomers.
We have no choice bur to “evolve and elevate” since sales have “been in decline for a really long time.” - Alissa Heinerscheid, vice president of marketing at Bud Light
Euphemism for arsehole or anus
James: I recently had my one way elevator waxed and it was so painful
the solidarity felt amongst a group when a single individual of said group says something utterly unrelatable and stupid
bro amy that was such an elevator moment