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Squid-inked

To be without monetary funds, or lacking in anything.

Because of the overpriced dinner, I was squid-inked for the rest of the week and couldn't pay my bills.

by Sleepensheep April 12, 2009


suicidal squid

when you blow a guy off and wait for him to cum and you grab his dick and put it to his face and he cums in his own face

damnit i can see you made me suicidal squid in my eye

by big 30 December 8, 2021


Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.

That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!

by The Checkered Peach April 29, 2011


Squid brain

A dumb surfer boy

"You dropped in on my fucking wave, squid brain"

by HawkRing March 6, 2016


squid puffs

a random thing people will say

human 1: did you see that movie.
human 2: squid puffs!

by uehduiehiuf3heifbiyewbdiyewb October 8, 2018


baby squid

Uterine lining that expels during a woman’s period.

Girl. A big ass baby squid just shot out of me. And I have the worst cramps.

by Charlie Delta December 29, 2022


Squid cum

something squid spills out if someone plays its dick

Squid ate squid cum

by Fuckrick December 9, 2022