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Slang for toilet paper
President, Judge, Congressman or Senator: Hey, I have to take a dump. Is there any US Constitution left, so I can wipe my ass when I'm done?
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That popular game that the year 7-9 kids in secondary are constantly talking about and making memes about it that first of all it makes me lose my brain cells and second of all they’re less funnier than women
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that there’s this new game taking over Fortnite?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think it’s called Fall Guys.
Fall Guys: *puts on sunglasses* Hahaha yes, I have all the fame!!
Among Us: *comes banging into the room and tackles Fall Guys to the floor* You sure about that bro?
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(US) An airline that merged with America West (HP) in 2005. Based in Tempe, AZ. Has hubs in Charlotte, NC, Pittsburgh, PA, Philidalphia, PA, New York City, NY, Washington, D.C. Las Vegas, NV, Pheonix, AZ.
I flew US Airways to Charlotte today.
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The most powerful army in the world, but still stuck in Iraq for at least four more years.
US. Army: Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet
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The female equivalent to a douchebag.
That used condom left the party without telling me, I had no way of getting home.
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A phrase friends shout at (A.) someone and their significant other or (B.) two people who belong together, usually really loudly and in an exceptionally embarrassing manner, reminding them to use condoms when they have sex (which is inevitable, or at least in the eyes of the person shouting it).
A.) When my boyfriend and I left together our friends shouted, "Use protection!" loud enough for anyone in a five mile radius to hear.
B.) When me and my best friend of the opposite sex left the party half the room screeched, "Use protection!"
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The definition of total badassery
“Dude, that guy was a US Marine, dont piss him off”
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