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The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
A old lady who thinks she’s a cougar but she looks like she was trampled by 1200 cougars and plowed by an elephants Cock. Her vagina smells like fish and her sons dick after it was double dipped from her ass to her mouth to her ass to her vagina
Man I will never be a Lisa collins thompson
The GOAT of high school football. Easily one of the best coaches out there. Need a guy who can win football games.... ask Mickey. Need a guy who loses his keys a lot... ask Mickey
Dude, did you see Mickey Thompson beat a team 70-3?
Yeah crazy
biggest peter puffer in the south.
Devin Thompson is a peterpuffer
Hugo Thompson is an in the closet homosexual, who insits on calling himself "h-man" when no one else will he has a serious addiction to viagra that will cause him to act like a deviant with no control
you need to stop using before you become a hugo thompson