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Angry Todd

N. A person that makes themself look like an asshat for calling people out for doing something stupid when it is actually their own fault.

V. When involved in an act of sodomy the man prematurely ejaculates and then becomes extremely and excessively angry at their partner, even though the partner is frustrated and I satisfied.

Dude, you're such an Angry Todd! Don't get mad at me your stupid network configure didn't work!

Girl-Oh man! Todd, you came in my ass too fast!

Todd-welk you're the idiot with a tight asshole, you fucking idiot!
Girl- you have a little dick you Angry Todd-er!

by LargeBoner May 17, 2016

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Todd the Ornament

You say your are going to do something, talk about it to everyone but then you don't.

Yea, why does that guy always todd the ornament?

by hermithouseporkchop January 27, 2011

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Fuckboy Todd

An real life fuck boy in a half. a piece of pathetic shit that isn’t worth the time of day. Someone who has no knowledge of their own job duties, functions, or responsibilities. A real jackass that will blow you off to eat philly steaks.

Dude you didnt even finish the job!! Way to pull a Fuckboy Todd.

Fuckboy Todd’s pathetic excuses killed the deal.

When I hear The name fuckboy Todd I vomit.

by Djmatty123 January 24, 2019

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wee todd did

(adj) A shorter way of saying sofa king wee todd did. wee todd did is a more commonly used phrase because of it's short/fast response. The phrase sounds like retarded when spoken out loud. When said, each "word" in the phrase has a short pause. This is because wee todd did and retarded may be comprehended differently depending on the person who hears the word/phrase. This phrase is mostly used by people ages 11-14 but sometimes people as old as 18 may use it. This phrase is very offensive when said to a person who is actually retarded.

ex 1. Wow. That girl is wearing a Hannah Montana shirt at an Atreyu concert! She's gonna get shot. She's wee todd did.
ex 2. That girl Darlene is so wee todd did because she choked on an orange, she jumped around dancing and everyone thought she was having a good time when she was actually dying.
ex 3. Nina must have felt wee todd did when her friends started dancing in they car like they were wee todd did.
ex 4. I felt so wee todd did last night because I drank too much and hooked up with someone really ugly!

by KzN March 15, 2009


we todd did

This has a phonetic meaning. Its purpose is to be read out loud -- very loudly.

(To be read out loud): A yam we todd did. A yam sofa king we todd did. A yam sofa kingdom.

by Wendy December 13, 2004

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We Todd Ed

When read fast enough it's pronounced retarded.

U R We Todd Ed Wyatt

by Lygris February 4, 2009

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Sweeney Todd Logic

We/they all deserve to die.

From the play/movie Sweeney Todd:the Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Guy: Look at those Aberzombies over there.
Girl: They would make some nice meat pies.
Guy: Yes! Sweeney Todd Logic!

by AliceAddams December 3, 2009

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