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When a guy has a hemroid and takes a shit, he wipes too hard which busts it and the woman cleans the shit mixed with blood by licking it up
After my wife gave me a blumpkin, she was still hungry for a tomatoe salad.
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Marijuana, bud, weed, green, etc.
Friend #1: Hey K, do you have any tomato sandwiches?
Friend #2: Yeah girl, come over and we'll smoke.
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Tomatos so small you may need a penis pump to see the damn things
They are smaller than cherry tomatos, they are nipple tomatos.
Small Point
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Performing oral sex on a woman with her period in a moving vehicle.
"I can't believe Kevin gave that bitch road tomato in my car," said Matt.
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good when prepared by qualified professionals (aka Italians), but can be the grossest and most vial thing in the world when prepared by Jewish people.
Italian person: "My mom makes the best pasta."
Jewish Person: My mom's pasta makes me want to barf.
(I am Jewish, so I know from first hand experience that tomato sauce, when prepared by Jews, is deadly.)
I will support any politician who makes a law banning Jewish people from making tomato sauce.
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having sex with someone during their period
little did i know, i was in the middle of a kansas tomato... messy i tell yah
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This definition is written for Austin. Tomato Sex is the act of taking two people, preferably Kayleigh and Katrina, and a bag of tomatoes. Cut it in the left abdomen above the seed sack but not too deep or this process will fail you you greatly. Then take the small black steak knife and poke in and out of the vagina shaped tomato. This will be causing the tomato to juice and make the plate or whatever surface your operating on very wet. Then you take salt and add it to the juices, making a sperm-like liquid, thats much less thick. Then you lick it all up. Like a jizzbitch. Nom nom. WE LOVE YOU AUSTIN. :)
-Kayleigh and Katrina
January 24,
Katrina: "Dude Kayleigh"
Kayleigh: "What?"
Katrina: "-Starts to penetrate tomato with knife-"
Both: "-LAUGHTER, TOMATO SEX.-"
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