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A comical nazi homosexual pie stuck on a V2 rocket in outerspace, who combines the knowledge and wisdom of socrates, with the flamboyance of a 1950's steriotypical homosexual.
Boy profesor von pie really gave it to your dad last night, that is to say he lectured him on mathematics... then fucked him up the ass like i did with your mom.
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A girl that is Sweet Sexy and Awesome all at the same time
There is only one girl who is Fly enough to be called suga' von boss.
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"that girl Lola Von Macabre' one bad ass snow bunny"
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I would like my penis belong to celebrities, so I call him Dick von Zipper.
I call my penis -- Dick von Zipper
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a praying mantis looking creature who smells bad, doesnt believeing in brushing teeth, runs away from girls and fights,is obsessed with nigel and chris bohn, thinks the most random things are amazing, likes whatever team one on sports center this morning, is given a lot of crap like basketball and soccer training and still sucks, plays a lot of video games and still sucks, noobs off in those rags that you find in the corner of your basement, the worlds longest nipple hairs (even though he thinks chris bohns are longer), makes weird faces for no reason, swipes your hand when you try to give him his subway card back (and misses),best friends with a lion named ettaY who roams the world with lions,screams random things sometimes, weird ass laugh, cant burp correctly, cant hope a fence cause he is scared, hates his brother b myers but tells him everything like that dan used a coupon and mcdonalds, LOVES HIS MOM,.... if you come to and encounter with this creature he will tell you his name is scottie boy....and if you see it you should prob just run really far away..............o yeah........THE SEVEEEEEENTHHHHHHHHHHH GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE....AND THE FIRST PLAY. yeah
kid: whats your name
skitty von skit skit: Scotty boy
Kid runs away
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used to describe mentally retarded goons who rely heavily on NHS opticians. also suffer from bouts of depression resulting in violent outbursts. Usually loners with few or no friends.
Justin: Do you like my new glasses?
Paul: Haha, no! You look like Chumpstin von der cock!
Justin: Fuck you!! I'm gonna beat you like I beat my mum!
Kiran: Was that before or after I boned her?
Dave: You did too??
Paul: I'd get a check up if I were you lads, I fucked that slut and I've got aids now!!
Dave: Why do I have no mates?
AJ: What you all talking about guys?
All: FUCK OFF AJ YOU CUNT!!!
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Means Fuckface or Retard or Fucktard...
He is such a von clownstick
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