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Wobbly noodle

Soft penis

He came to my house with his wobbly noodle

by bri3hunna February 8, 2021


Fini wobbles

Lit beyond one’s ability to say so. Can not hold themselves up with out swaying or “wobbling”. One might say they are “sober as a bird

“Bro, I knew you were gone when I saw the Fini wobbles come out

by Forester select September 27, 2022


Wobbly eyed

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.

Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!

by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 28, 2023


Wobbly chips

Wobbly chips, the street way of greeting a fellow mate, similar to the phrase 'What you sayin'
Commonly used by roadman around the world, often associated with local takeout shops and public places.

Lebron- oi korbay wobbly chips geez

Korbay- it's calm cuz
Lebron- safe

by Lebronthedon68 September 27, 2017


Testicular wobble

The pendulum like motion that someone’s balls make when they walk

He’s got a really big testicular wobble

by Angrymachine05 July 15, 2020


Willy wobble

A mans version of a fanny wobble
Meaning to make a big deal out of nothing

Nicolai pulled a muscle and so had a willy wobble

by Alyssa Morrison February 11, 2022


Wobbly Mabli

A welsh girl who is too wankered to walk straight.

She was definitely a wobbly Mabli when she ran into a telephone pole on the way home from the pub last night.

by pocahontas041 September 6, 2010