Sneaky Walrus

Partaking in the act of sneakiness or deception like a Walrus that is too sneaky to be found.

"Dude, I pulled a sneaky walrus on that couger last night. "
"Really, what did you do?"

"I whipped out my dick without her noticing."
"Dude..."

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frosty walrus

When a man with a mustache goes down on a man or a woman and come up with cum stuck in his mustache

Officer Williams had a frosty walrus after eating out his partner.

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Awkward Walrus

the weird spot in your bed that you never sleep in.

dude, you totally took up Awkward Walrus space last night.

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Angry Walrus

A sexual act where a party will wait nearby a couple about to engage in sexual intercourse. Right before the two are about to have sex the third party runs in and beats him/her to the act, having sex with one or both members of the pair before making a clean escape.

"Angry Walrus "
Example 1:
Person 1- "I think Alex and Pete are going to have sex tonight."
Person 2- "I'm going to give Jan the Angry Walrus... She's never gunna know what hit her."
Person 1- "Pete's gunna be so pissed!"

Example 2:
Person 1- "Dude! Some asshole just ran in here and made love to my girlfriend before I even got the chance to!"
Person 2- "Where is the guy now?"
Person 1- "I don't know, he ran off before I could catch him."
Person 2- "BRO!! YOU JUST GOT ANGRY WALRUSED!!!!!!"

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jamal the walrus

A guy that is super fucking awesome and hilarious.

Normally doesn't give two shits what people think of him.

Very sweet but can knock a motherfucker out anytime, any place, so don't fuck with this majestic creature and you shall live.

Look at that awesome motherfucker! I bet his nickname is Jamal The Walrus

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Walrus handshake

When you touch the chest of a female who's breasts are not firm but saggy. It can be due to age but can also be an unfortunate genetic inheiritance.

I got Tara's bangers out, but it wasn't the best surprise. I got the walrus handshake.

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Ivory Walrus

When you nut in a girls mouth and she just happens to sneeze. Then the cum comes out both nostrils and sticks to her chin.

"Johnny Love gave that bitch an ivory walrus."

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