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The best mammal on Earth, can destroy an entire steel block with 3 bazookas, and can give shaggy 1000 years of death twice in a 1v1.
The Bazooka Whale is the best creature known to man.
Extremely obese person that happens to be in a position of slight authority and is generally irritating as shit because they feel the need to constantly remind you of their miniscule amount of power. The Resident Whale usually wears loose, unflattering clothing paired with black Velcro sneakers and has made zero attempt to be stylish in any way. May smell. Always has snacks on hand. Derives pleasure from wasting other people's time.
Bert: Hey what took you so long to get groceries?
Earl: The Resident Whale at the store stopped me as I was leaving. Told me she was "loss prevention". She went down my entire receipt taking out every item I had in my cart to make sure I wasn't stealing anything. That was an hour of my life I'll never get back from that whale.
Bert: What about my oreos?
Earl: She needed a snack while she was fucking me over.
Bert: I'll get the harpoons.
A man that likes to date fat woman.
My friend Jason is a Whale Wrangler
The backwards whale is a sex move. In this move the guy is sitting on the chair and the girl is standing directly over his penis. The guy then uses one hand to support himself holding onto the chair and he slowy moves up kind of looking like he is going to do a bridge move from gymnastics making a whale noise, (similar to the one dory makes on finding nemo.) and then thrusts upward violently saying BAM! Very loud. Thus completing the backwards whale.
Guy1: Bro I pulled the backwards whale on my girl last night.
Guy2: Oh yeah? Did you make the whale sound?
Guy1: Yeah I sounded like this, "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BAM!!!!"
Guy2: Hell yeah that sounded just like Dory from Finding Nemo! Kudos!
A large fat specimen incapable of human and especially romantic interaction.
"You see that fat thing there?"
"The one that looks like a complete weirdo?"
"That's Suddenly Whale."
pale white ass cheeks. often revealed when one lowers thine britches in a taunting manner.
"Dude, Look at all those moon whales jiggling around in the water!!"
Any device used to lift, turn or transfer fat people.
"Three big male nurses couldn't lift her fat ass from the floor, so they had to get the whale shovel out."