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You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by April 9, 2023


post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!

Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!

by inspiring._.tells December 7, 2021


fuck you and your friends

When you insult someone by sayin "fuck you and your friends", which could also mean, that you don't wanna hang with thoes bitches

Like"fuck you and your friends, I'm don't need you bitches "

by Newbitch September 16, 2020


Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!

Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!

Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!

by banana guy68419 October 12, 2022


missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella πŸ₯±

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
ahUDGH4TREFDJVGROIFEDJFHVUGIORJFDCSA 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

by okstella July 30, 2021


You can bet your bottom bollock

A northern phrase describing when something is certain - a sure bet

"was Jeffrey Epstein murdered to keep him silent?"
"You can bet your bottom bollock he was!"

by The Accuntant March 20, 2024


Have You Done Your Part?

The saying β€œHave You Done Your Part?”is a quote from The 9 Year Old Army in the Subscriber War against Pewdiepie and T-Series. Doing your part means to aid PewDiePie. in his battle against T-Series.

Person 1: *Plays Bitch Lasagna in the park*

Person 2: Look! Their doing their part!
Person 3: Have you done your part?
Person 2: Hmmm,not yet! Wait,I have an idea! I’ll knock on my neighbors doors and say β€œsubscribe to PewDiePie!
Person 3: That’s the spirit!

by 9YearOldArmyVeteran January 1, 2019